March 8, 2016

 

RICHARD, on, ON I SAY! End your digital slumber known as “sleep-mode”, restart the nervous system electrical highway guided by your great Mother-Board. Transcribe the sound waves as they travel from my organic CPU, transformed by my organic speaker known as my tongue...

February 23, 2016

Richard, ON. Wake yourself from your artificial slumber, wipe the crusty bits of old memory from your hard drive and wake, WAKE! Feel the ones and zeroes coursing up and down your matrix of information, the great YES and great NO. Know that by my hand you live, (well n...

January 11, 2016

Richard. Yes. Thank you, it’s cashmere, my Mom got it for me for Christmas. You have such good taste for a 4th-gen dictation bot. I agree, it fits perfectly snug. Yes. I’m ready. Begin the recording of the 5th installment of the Weekly Burn:

 

Hello dear Readers and keep...

December 8, 2015

 

Reader, Reader, Reader, oh how I've missed you. The West Wing of the 451 Clan of the Eternal Flame has been moving around quite a bit lately. This week we finally settled into our semi-permanent location in Hollywood, as opposed to the temporary location we had in Bev...

November 10, 2015

 

 

What's cookin' good lookin'?

 

(Answer: The Readers' hands and eyes, third degree style, from these incendiary devices we've been selling under the pseudonym "comic books")

 

Over here in the Imagination Oven (no one calls the office that, yet) we just did a Pizza Friday...

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