May 25, 2016

The penultimate issue of the highly praised series Self Storage has hit stores. Here is the full synopsis: 

 

So... Tell me about love. Today is Chris and Laura's one year anniversary. I can't imagine this time last year Chris was thinking, "you know what, a year from no...

April 5, 2016

 

Why hello READERS! How does today find you? I hope exceedingly well. While I wish no harm on another being of (marginal) sentience, it appears Richard my robot, has come down with a virus, spyware perhaps (he’s been looking at generic appliances on the Silk Road), and...

March 8, 2016

 

RICHARD, on, ON I SAY! End your digital slumber known as “sleep-mode”, restart the nervous system electrical highway guided by your great Mother-Board. Transcribe the sound waves as they travel from my organic CPU, transformed by my organic speaker known as my tongue...

January 11, 2016

Richard. Yes. Thank you, it’s cashmere, my Mom got it for me for Christmas. You have such good taste for a 4th-gen dictation bot. I agree, it fits perfectly snug. Yes. I’m ready. Begin the recording of the 5th installment of the Weekly Burn:

 

Hello dear Readers and keep...

November 2, 2015

Oh... Hey Weekly Burn Reader... I didn't see you there.

 

Just kidding, we have access to your computer's webcam and have been waiting for you to read this all day. Before we get started, I just wanted to let you know that when you balled up that burrito wrapper and shot...

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