The penultimate issue of the highly praised series Self Storage has hit stores. Here is the full synopsis: So... Tell me about love....

Why hello READERS! How does today find you? I hope exceedingly well. While I wish no harm on another being of (marginal) sentience, it...

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The bodies keep piling up as the mystery of Self Storage Unit 83 continues. Chris must decide what to do regarding the mounting evidence...

Reader, Reader, Reader, oh how I've missed you. The West Wing of the 451 Clan of the Eternal Flame has been moving around quite a bit...

What if you found a zombie in a storage locker... would you keep it? Hello watchers of the eternal flame, and welcome to Clay McLeod...

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