The penultimate issue of the highly praised series Self Storage has hit stores. Here is the full synopsis: So... Tell me about love. Today is Chris and Laura's one year anniversary. I can't imagine this time last year Chris was thinking, "you know what, a year from now, I bet my relationship with Laura will have completely fallen apart, I'll be harboring a zombie girl named Jessica in a storage locker, occasionally murdering innocent folks to feed her, and I'll have no exit s

Why hello READERS! How does today find you? I hope exceedingly well. While I wish no harm on another being of (marginal) sentience, it appears Richard my robot, has come down with a virus, spyware perhaps (he’s been looking at generic appliances on the Silk Road), and has been sneezing up yucky data all day. This forces me to travel back to the neo-lithic era and commune with you by typing into a computer instead of dictating aloud to my binary companion. This change has me i

RICHARD, on, ON I SAY! End your digital slumber known as “sleep-mode”, restart the nervous system electrical highway guided by your great Mother-Board. Transcribe the sound waves as they travel from my organic CPU, transformed by my organic speaker known as my tongue and mouth, receive the invisible waves thrown across the room by my effortless volition, and as they enter you’re far less impressive, rip off version of human ears known as a digital microphone, compute their pa

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Richard. Yes. Thank you, it’s cashmere, my Mom got it for me for Christmas. You have such good taste for a 4th-gen dictation bot. I agree, it fits perfectly snug. Yes. I’m ready. Begin the recording of the 5th installment of the Weekly Burn: Hello dear Readers and keepers of the eternal flame, oh how I’ve missed you. We’re back to start our first full calendar year as a piping white-hot factory of trans-media bar-raising industry defining watershed moment pumping redeemer of

The bodies keep piling up as the mystery of Self Storage Unit 83 continues. Chris must decide what to do regarding the mounting evidence that he cannot contain the bounty he blindly purchased. The content of the unit, a zombie girl of unknown origin named Jessica, has made it quite clear how much she enjoys the taste of human flesh. Chris leaves two fellow storage warriors in charge, as he follows the clues to a strange mansion on the other side of town. Let's just say the te

Reader, Reader, Reader, oh how I've missed you. The West Wing of the 451 Clan of the Eternal Flame has been moving around quite a bit lately. This week we finally settled into our semi-permanent location in Hollywood, as opposed to the temporary location we had in Beverly Hills. Cool story, bro... Right, right, I feel you, you don't need those personal deets. Plus, regardless of where 451 sets up shop, that location will be henceforth known as the "Fire Station," effective im

What if you found a zombie in a storage locker... would you keep it? Hello watchers of the eternal flame, and welcome to Clay McLeod Chapman's SELF STORAGE, a zombie story full of heart, even if some characters don't have a heartbeat. In part 2 of our introductory motion comic we see what life as a storage locker raider is like for Chris. Not everyone is comfortable acquiring the former belongings of the recently deceased. On the flip side, many of us can't ever let go of the

What's cookin' good lookin'? (Answer: The Readers' hands and eyes, third degree style, from these incendiary devices we've been selling under the pseudonym "comic books") Over here in the Imagination Oven (no one calls the office that, yet) we just did a Pizza Friday. I just did three slicie boys no prob, I can still put down whole 'zas like a light snack. I'm considering dropping in on that pepperoni joint for number four, but I wanted to write this third weekly burn first.

What if you found a zombie in a storage locker... would you keep it? Hello watchers of the eternal flame, and welcome to Clay McLeod Chapman's SELF STORAGE, a zombie story full of heart, even if some characters don't have a heartbeat. Chris Smith is your everyday storage warrior buying storage lockers sight-unseen and praying the contents will pay the bills that month. One day he purchases unit #83 from his local storage yard. However, this unit doesn't have grandma's old swe

Oh... Hey Weekly Burn Reader... I didn't see you there. Just kidding, we have access to your computer's webcam and have been waiting for you to read this all day. Before we get started, I just wanted to let you know that when you balled up that burrito wrapper and shot it across the entire office, over that extra chair that's in everyone's way, behind your bosses back, off his closet door, and perfectly swished it into an undersized modern trashcan with a defensive spinny lid